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Wah ok I am so bored I decided to blog.

Yesterday I went out with my mother (the real one la) to buy stuff. We went to parkway and bought alot of stuff then I got a $300 coupon then we went to collect the free gift which was... A Toy Story 3 cup =.=

Anyway, my mother was eating some coconut thing at the shoe shop when she really shouldn't have and then... DISASTER STRUCK

While she was looking at the shoe, her hand slipped and the coconut bits fell all over the shoe shelves. And here's the interesting bit about coconut bits, I dunno maybe they work like feathers or something, but they just floated from the top shelf, to the 2nd shelf, to the 3rd shelf, and to the bottom shelf, and the floor. Meaning there was coconut EVERYWHERE

Then my mother looked at it and said, "Oops, now the people will have coconut on their feet." The salesman was fast approaching with the shoe that I was supposed to try, so she quickly tried to clean the visible coconut that was on the shelf. But the other bits of coconut inside the shoes weren't cleaned. Hohoho.

Then after buying the shoes we walked past this shop called "Wanko" and I secretly laughed to myself when I saw the shop name.

Don't ask me why I posted this. Most shopping trips are boring anyway.

Come up to meet you, tell you I'm sorry
You don't know how lovely you are

I had to find you
Tell you I need you
Tell you I've set you apart

Tell me your secrets
And ask me your questions
Oh, let's go back to the start

Running in circles
Coming up tails
Heads on the science apart

Nobody said it was easy
It's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be this hard

Oh take me back to the start

I was just guessing
At numbers and figures
Pulling the puzzles apart

Questions of science
Science and progress
Do not speak as loud as my heart

Oh tell me you love me
Come back and haunt me
Oh and I rush to the start

Running in circles
Chasing our tails
Coming back as we are

Nobody said it was easy
Oh, it's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be so hard

I’m going back to the start

i'm tired of trying to be in your life when you so obviously don't need me around.
i know i wouldn't be the one making a difference anyway.

"someone's been trying to tell me something, make it yours forever. and i'm working on the forever part"

i'm sian i'm sian i'm sian i'm sian.
i wanna play soccer. can't wait for tmr's training la
i love you weining anning pris mee jessie layeng ju jieqi yinhwee dan amanda atiks ethel lukwern hoiman emma and yanghan


if robot boy had captured my heart it wouldn't really matter anyway

Lol I found the 13 year old kid who got pregnant while swimming damn interesting.

Either:
1. The sperm was damn strong, maybe the guy swallowed like 5 bottles of viagra
2. The girl's swimming costume was loose (credits to Anning)
3. The girl had sex with some random dood but didn't dare to admit to her mum so she made up this weird shit story (credits to atiqa)


Omg who in the world blogs nowadays?
I'm too friggin' bored.

Tiring, tiring, tiring.

Sometimes I really feel like shouting into people's faces "I TOLD YOU SO."

But as usual I'm quiet. And I'm there. Always there.



As for you, clueless as you always are.
Whilst more and more realise what you mean to me.
Maybe we're just not meant to be.
So tell me why do you appear everywhere I am.

Dear God PLEASE help me.